AND NOW....

I can return to normalcy. Actually pay attention to my kids without giving them 'the look'
because I am lost in the midst of chapter 25. Or telling them 'in a minute', all the while hoping they'll forget what it is they wanted and leave me to finish chapter 26. Or fold one of the 4 laundry baskets of clothes that I kept putting off because I was finishing chapter 27. It was good while it lasted and now I can happily say I have read the Twilight series.

And I got my friend Robin reading it too....sorry boys, Greg....